My children are terribly dramatic lately. I have NO idea where they got that particular trait. Must be from their father. Yeah, definitely from him. My oldest, he has taken to hanging his head and mumbling "I never get (insert item) ever, I will never get (said item) EVER AGAIN" all this is said while shaking his head and looking as pitiful as possible. It is quite entertaining!
I never imagined how funny my children would be. There are days when we are just rolling because of something they have said or done. I know children do/say funny things, but I am telling ya, mine are really funny! I can't imagine loving them more than I do right now. I am lucky to be able to stay at home with them and see everything that they do.I feel for parents who miss out on these moments in their children's lives.
And I bet y'all thought this was an Oscar related post! I did make my picks though over at my new favorite site! You should check it out! Order a t-shirt while you are there. I did!
Thank God. The barefoot guy is gone!! I DESPISED him. He was such a dork. I have to admit that I am also kinda glad Rudy is gone. He was icky too!
I don't want the girls to go. I like the girls. I thought most of them were pretty decent. Lakisha kicked major ass! You go, girl!
Also? Could we kick it in to high gear? Because y'all are BORING the ever livin' hell out of me. I mean, come on. I only like two people. TWO PEOPLE!! It is going to be a l-o-n-g season.
Fortunately, Dancing with the Stars(or former,has-beens,etc!) begins Monday!! Three words- APOLLO ANTAN(?) ONO. He is so fucking hot. Jesus.
1- I can't type.
2- I used to have a gi-normous pig collection. I'd rather not say what happened to it.
3- Pink is my favorite color.
4- I am a SAHM of two boys, and I AM DYING TO HAVE A GIRL!!
5- My husband? Not so much.
6- Even though when we first started dating he said he wanted a large family, too!
7- Liar, liar Mcpants on fire.
8- Am not bitter.
9- I LOVE TO READ!
10- Pretty much any 'ol thing I can get my grubby mitts on.
11- I can't remember the last time I shaved.
12- When my husband told me he had always wanted to learn to play the pan flute- I almost pissed my pants from laughing.
13- Well, what did you expect? IT WAS THE PAN FLUTE!!
14- It really drives me crazy that people do not know how to spell.
15- I love 80's music. Kinda more than any person should.
16- I cannot make a pie crust.
17- But I am one hell of a cook!
18- I curse like a sailor.
19- I regret cutting off my long hair.
20- I am not crazy about any one person on this year's American Idol.
21- I am probably more of a cat person.
22- My cat is named after a drag queen I saw in New Orleans.
23- Her name is Mischa Kat.
24- I can't roller skate.
25- But, I can ice skate!
26- I play bingo. shut it.
27- In my younger years I have done something to a person's food.
28- Nothing TOO horrible.
29- But the bitch totally deserved it.
30- I love my birthday...way too much!
31- I don't lie about my age.
32- My weight? Absolutely!!
33- I am not crazy about flying.
34- I prefer old cartoons to the newer ones.
35- I watch the Rose Bowl Parade EVERY YEAR.
36- I am way too obsessed with college footbal.
37- GO TROJANS!!
38- See?
39- It is so bad that my little babies know their fight song- by heart.
40- Did I mention they are 3 and 18 months?
41- My husband likes Michigan...boo.
42- I like to say I would not have married him had I known that beforehand.
43- I am only partially serious.
44- This is fun!
45- I played clarinet in the marching band for three years.
46- My senior year- I quit to work and have fun.
47- That would be the year we got our first superior and won the whole competition.
48- Pissed?
49- Who, me?
50- I sometimes have really crazy luck with the lottery.
51- I don't know what I would do without my best girlfriends.
52- I kinda like Nascar, too.
53- Again- way more than I should! Go Junior!
54- That is why my husband bought me a big screen t.v. for Christmas.
55- Seriously.
56- It ROCKS!!
57- Whilst I am confessing I might as well add my love for baseball in there.
58- It gets a little hairy when they are all on at the same time.
59- And drives my hubby batty.
60- I have an awesome memory.
61- I am the best bartender ever. Really.
62- I made up the world's best shot.
63- It is called: Pull Your Panties Up!
64- It will fuck your ass up!!
65- Anyone who wants it, just send me a message.
66- You will NOT be sorry!!
67- I think Dr. Phil is a quack.
68- I like tabloids.
69- I totally think Anna Nicole's baby Daddy is that Larry Whatshisface.
70- Britney= mental
71- I have five tatoos.
72- I want another one.
73- I am afraid of heights.
74- I already have two names picked out for my next child!
75- I am unbelievably anal.
76- I think my Diddy is the funniest man ever.
77- My husband is a close second!
78- Publix commercials make me cry.
79- When I am pregnant I am not allowed to watch them.
80- Or any of the following, for obvious reasons: Steel Magnolias, Ray, Old Yeller, and any number of sad movies.
81- I bought my cell phone because it was pink.
82- I have just this year seen a Cirque du Soleil show.
83- Corteo... it was amazing!
84- I am no longer speaking to my brother.
85- I have two screws in my left leg.
86- They don't set off metal detectors though.
87- Bummer.
88- I have never been able to do a cartwheel.
89- Or the splits.
90- I pop my knuckles.
91- I love Starbuck's.
92- I never keep my New Year's resolutions.
93- I have always wanted to go to Paris.
94- And Italy.
95- My husband is my soul mate.
96- And the best thing to ever happen to me.
97- Next to my sweet little bebe's.
98- This is getting hard!!
99- I can no longer bowl. This really bothers me. Really.
100- I have no desire to see the Grand Canyon.
Well, that's it! Lot's of things about moi. Enjoy!!
Today has pretty much sucked ass. I cannot even talk about it right now. Maybe tomorrow.
Dude, that is all I have.
1- I am addicted to ABC soaps. Hey, I stay at home with two little monkeys all day...don't judge.
2-I think "Lost" is stupid.
3-I love peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwhiches.
4-I cannot make grilled cheese to save my life- bearnaise sauce, beurre blanc,etc-yes, absolutely. I can whip 'em up like nobody's bidness. Grill cheese? Not so much.
5- I like trashy romance novels. Shut up.
6-I know more about college football than my husband. Seriously. Go Trojans!!
So, we are all just now feeling better. My mommy promised me a big fat pan of Albie's brownies WITH CHOCOLATE FROSTING and most importantly- NO NUTS!!! because she felt bad for making us all so sick. I say bring on the brownies!!
On a super cool note- the boys made it on "Fabulous Friday" over at Clubmom on Diary of a Playgroup Dropout .I thought it was so frickin' cool. If I knew how to link to it , I totally would!! At least I can mention it!
Okay, gotta go. Today is my Diddy's birthday and we are going over there for dinner. Steaks...mmmm....yummy!
Holy crap, I totally figured out how to link!! ALL BY MY SELF!! I ROCK!!
Damn car seats. My back is STILL killing me. Thankfully, I NOW HAVE DRUGS.
See ya on the flip side,peeps.
So, the little germinator has infected me. Not to mention I threw my back out putting the oldest in his frickin' car seat. And if that wasn't really enough I am having bad cramps.
I have taken some Tylenol and Nyquil and now it is nighty-night time for mama.
He is pretty damn cute, if I do say so myself!! He is such a little sweet boy. I just want to smooch his little monkey face right off!!
Wow, e-bay is really hard. They do not tell you that. We are trying to get our e-bay business off the ground and ,dude, it SUCKS.
If anyone has any tips ,I would love to hear from you,
I am SICK to death of seeing all these skinny ass so-called stars say that they are just "naturally thin"...
What-the hell-ever. Guess what? You ARE thin. Hollywood is not the be-all-fucking-end-all of life. I am tired of hearing about rehab/stress-of-life/etc. Yes, you are a superstar. I get that it doesn't make me privy to your personal life.
But....when you do stupid shit, yeah, then maybe it does. That said, no more fuckin' rehab, or statements that you just "eat what you want"...
Please, do you really think we are that stupid? You wanna talk about stress? You HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA.
IF I HEAR ONE MORE PERSON SAY THAT, I WILL PROBABLY GO BAT-SHIT ON YOUR IGNORANT BITCH ASS.
Stress is being at home/or at work every day, and then trying to make it work with your chosen partner. And then doing the same thing every day. And then doing the same thing every day. It is NOT a "glamour choice" by any means...but it is just what you do. Yes, it is the best thing ever...I love my sons more than my own life.
But, that also doesn't mean I should not have one.
