1 post tagged “100 things”
1- I can't type.
2- I used to have a gi-normous pig collection. I'd rather not say what happened to it.
3- Pink is my favorite color.
4- I am a SAHM of two boys, and I AM DYING TO HAVE A GIRL!!
5- My husband? Not so much.
6- Even though when we first started dating he said he wanted a large family, too!
7- Liar, liar Mcpants on fire.
8- Am not bitter.
9- I LOVE TO READ!
10- Pretty much any 'ol thing I can get my grubby mitts on.
11- I can't remember the last time I shaved.
12- When my husband told me he had always wanted to learn to play the pan flute- I almost pissed my pants from laughing.
13- Well, what did you expect? IT WAS THE PAN FLUTE!!
14- It really drives me crazy that people do not know how to spell.
15- I love 80's music. Kinda more than any person should.
16- I cannot make a pie crust.
17- But I am one hell of a cook!
18- I curse like a sailor.
19- I regret cutting off my long hair.
20- I am not crazy about any one person on this year's American Idol.
21- I am probably more of a cat person.
22- My cat is named after a drag queen I saw in New Orleans.
23- Her name is Mischa Kat.
24- I can't roller skate.
25- But, I can ice skate!
26- I play bingo. shut it.
27- In my younger years I have done something to a person's food.
28- Nothing TOO horrible.
29- But the bitch totally deserved it.
30- I love my birthday...way too much!
31- I don't lie about my age.
32- My weight? Absolutely!!
33- I am not crazy about flying.
34- I prefer old cartoons to the newer ones.
35- I watch the Rose Bowl Parade EVERY YEAR.
36- I am way too obsessed with college footbal.
37- GO TROJANS!!
38- See?
39- It is so bad that my little babies know their fight song- by heart.
40- Did I mention they are 3 and 18 months?
41- My husband likes Michigan...boo.
42- I like to say I would not have married him had I known that beforehand.
43- I am only partially serious.
44- This is fun!
45- I played clarinet in the marching band for three years.
46- My senior year- I quit to work and have fun.
47- That would be the year we got our first superior and won the whole competition.
48- Pissed?
49- Who, me?
50- I sometimes have really crazy luck with the lottery.
51- I don't know what I would do without my best girlfriends.
52- I kinda like Nascar, too.
53- Again- way more than I should! Go Junior!
54- That is why my husband bought me a big screen t.v. for Christmas.
55- Seriously.
56- It ROCKS!!
57- Whilst I am confessing I might as well add my love for baseball in there.
58- It gets a little hairy when they are all on at the same time.
59- And drives my hubby batty.
60- I have an awesome memory.
61- I am the best bartender ever. Really.
62- I made up the world's best shot.
63- It is called: Pull Your Panties Up!
64- It will fuck your ass up!!
65- Anyone who wants it, just send me a message.
66- You will NOT be sorry!!
67- I think Dr. Phil is a quack.
68- I like tabloids.
69- I totally think Anna Nicole's baby Daddy is that Larry Whatshisface.
70- Britney= mental
71- I have five tatoos.
72- I want another one.
73- I am afraid of heights.
74- I already have two names picked out for my next child!
75- I am unbelievably anal.
76- I think my Diddy is the funniest man ever.
77- My husband is a close second!
78- Publix commercials make me cry.
79- When I am pregnant I am not allowed to watch them.
80- Or any of the following, for obvious reasons: Steel Magnolias, Ray, Old Yeller, and any number of sad movies.
81- I bought my cell phone because it was pink.
82- I have just this year seen a Cirque du Soleil show.
83- Corteo... it was amazing!
84- I am no longer speaking to my brother.
85- I have two screws in my left leg.
86- They don't set off metal detectors though.
87- Bummer.
88- I have never been able to do a cartwheel.
89- Or the splits.
90- I pop my knuckles.
91- I love Starbuck's.
92- I never keep my New Year's resolutions.
93- I have always wanted to go to Paris.
94- And Italy.
95- My husband is my soul mate.
96- And the best thing to ever happen to me.
97- Next to my sweet little bebe's.
98- This is getting hard!!
99- I can no longer bowl. This really bothers me. Really.
100- I have no desire to see the Grand Canyon.
Well, that's it! Lot's of things about moi. Enjoy!!
