2 posts tagged “american idol”

Thank God. The barefoot guy is gone!! I DESPISED him. He was such a dork. I have to admit that I am also kinda glad Rudy is gone. He was icky too!

I don't want the girls to go. I like the girls. I thought most of them were pretty decent. Lakisha kicked major ass! You go, girl!

Also? Could we kick it in to high gear? Because y'all are BORING the ever livin' hell out of me. I mean, come on. I only like two people. TWO PEOPLE!! It is going to be a l-o-n-g season.

Fortunately, Dancing with the Stars(or former,has-beens,etc!) begins Monday!! Three words- APOLLO ANTAN(?) ONO. He is so fucking hot. Jesus.

 Yes, I am one of those people. I HEART American Idol. I watch it religously every season. I especially love the "auditions"!!!

I didn't use to be this way. In fact I never saw the first season. I thought it was a stupid show. Then the girls that I worked with forced me to watch it, and sadly, I was totally hooked. I also managed to ensnare my Mama. Much to the complete chagrin of my Diddy.

So back to the auditions- and I am using that term VERY loosely ... where in the hell do these people come from? As I am sitting here typing this I am also watching the chick who ACTUALLY SANG "King of the Forest" from The Wizard of Oz. In the voice. Yeah, it was horrific. Not as bad as the vocal coach who came after her.  Jesus, these people suck. Why in the name of all that is holy would you tell someone they could sing when it is so APPARENTLY FRICKIN' OBVIOUS that some of these people CANNOT CARRY A TUNE IN A BUCKET. Sometimes it is painful to hear and even watch.

Since this is a new year and all that jazz I am going to make a serious effort to write in my blog everyday. We will see how it goes!! Back to AI. I am sure I will have more to say later!!